Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

right bench

Best player on the bench

Most likely the 6th man

Yo bro I was promoted to right bench

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023

Bench press

The bench press is the most alpha exercise to do apart from pull ups, to do bench press lay your ass on a flat bench and grab a barbell and press it up and down this exercise builds your chest shoulders and triceps, some people don’t do this exercise because of left shoulder pain

Do you have left shoulder pain? Yes when I bench press

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

bench

to make out

oml we just saw two kids benching at glen oval

by benchlord69 July 28, 2019

bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.

That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!

by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011

benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.

"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."

by lalaland045 March 4, 2024

Bench

Another Word for bitch

From 'The Good Place'

Son of a bench

by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020