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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus June 2, 2015
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Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.
Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.
by Benchboy June 8, 2018
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bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.
That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!
by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011
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benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.
"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."
by lalaland045 March 4, 2024
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bench

oml we just saw two kids benching at glen oval
by benchlord69 July 28, 2019
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Bench

Bench is a series of events that happens when a boy and a girl go to the morrin maze green area and do the dirty
"If i make this shot i get three minutes of BENCH"
by asian_uncle_mal June 14, 2025
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