Campus Tide Pod

You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.

I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.

by Stripper Salt September 6, 2022

Tide

Like they dead, and they dead like flies, flies like flies everywhere because they dead

Zias: What you mean by that?
Kodak: I’m tide up in this interview and I’m tide as hell rn.

by Neon General December 8, 2021

Burmese tide pod

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.

Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.

by AkaSatchmoAka January 27, 2022

Tide Has Mek

Saying kelter sucks

Kirbs: "Tide has Mek"
Kelter "I'm server muting him"

by Jell.Ace January 1, 2021

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

Rising Tide Charter School

The worst school in the state of Massachusetts. If you want your child to be around goofy ass kids that don't play sports and play video games all day go here. Also if you want your child to not be comfortable in school RT is the school for you. Lastly if you want your child to be under more stress than a middle aged woman in her mid life crisis you should definitely send your kid to rising tide the shitiest joke of a school to ever be created.

If you want your kid to commit suicide send them to Rising Tide Charter School.

by Joe Ingles sniffs lizards February 4, 2021

Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025