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Tire God

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%
Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021
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Tire sore

When you feel like you’re tired and you really want to take a nap, but the feeling is due to something like a workout or a long day. The feeling is temporary usually.
Eric: “I’m gonna crash,
I have a really bad tire sore!”
by Kazine September 26, 2021
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Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.
Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)
by Peter Hines November 8, 2012
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Twisted tires

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle
I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed
by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022
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tire slut

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!
I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!
by milfather May 7, 2021
mugGet the tire slutmug.

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.
"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."
by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009
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