noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
mugGet the noodle chutemug.

Quang Noodle

1. Another word describing a limp dick. This can be used for any race, not specifically Vietnamese.

2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.
NEAL wants to "score" with TARA, but due to his quang noodle must abort the mission due to lack of enthusiasm.
by Monnon September 25, 2009
mugGet the Quang Noodlemug.

drooling noodle

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)
I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.
by EN room 141 April 29, 2011
mugGet the drooling noodlemug.

moose noodle

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle
by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009
mugGet the moose noodlemug.

noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".
(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006
mugGet the noodle incidentmug.

Power Noodles.

The result you get when replacing water with Red Bull when making Ramen Noodles.
Dude 1: Dude I'm screwed! I was up all night studying for a final. And I woke up late and didn't get breakfast. I'm hungry and tired! What do I do??
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.
by Shisnat July 14, 2011
mugGet the Power Noodles.mug.

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.
Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.
by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018
mugGet the horse noodlesmug.

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