mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

Minered

To slay a golf tournament with zero to little practice or talent.

He so minered the Masters this year the same way he does his finance job.

by anonymous January 11, 2023

tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

Ego miner

A person that lacks self confidence and constantly mines the conversation for compliments.

Steve is such a ego miner, he must be really insecure about himself.

by Mtg187 March 20, 2017

pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.

Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.

by SkyBlu April 25, 2014

Miners Dream

This is the delicate art of taping a drill to your penis and screwing someone. The possibilities are LITERALLY endless!

Jon recently bought a powerblade; he gave a Miners Dream to his ladyfriend. She is now in the hospital

by I like urban dictionary. March 2, 2015