Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 22, 2021

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Munchie fairy

the fair that hides munchies in the middle of the night

"Bro there’s lunchables in the fridge we ain’t buy "
"No way bro it had to be the munchie fairy"

by Iamforiegnkt March 04, 2018

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Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)

I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream

by RespectMyAuthoritay August 05, 2023

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Munchie-can

A short, annoying little person who is a total farm hick and doesn't like being called by this name.
Normally used to annoy said person.

Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's (Raises voice DRAMATICALLY HIGH so person being talked about can hear) MUNCHIE-CAN!!!!
Said Munchie-Can: GOODDD DAMN IT!!!!! *Stomps over and hits you in the boob.*

by rawrimmadinosaur123 June 03, 2013

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slut munchies

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.

Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”

by Larasaurus December 02, 2017

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