Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis matchmug. When a cars Vehicle identification number (VIN) matches the number on major components like the engine. This essentially means that major components, like the engine and transmission are original. US Auto manufactures been matching numbers on major components in 1960 (Most Chrysler's and the Chevrolet Corvette) and other General Motors and Ford cars in the mid to late 1960s.
by nine11c2 September 21, 2013
Get the numbers matchingmug. Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
Get the waterproof matchesmug. A game of guitar hero (any game), best of 3 songs on expert. Loser counters. Banned Songs: Buckethead - Jordan, Winner keeps Avatar, Loser gets a very embarrassing penis avatar.
Hey you stole my avatar! No I didn't! AVATAR MATCH ME! (They play and get results, One keeps the cool avatar... the other gets a very embarrassing penis avatar)
by FrenzieFool December 1, 2007
Get the Avatar Matchmug. Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced by Coastal Amusements in 1994.
Coastal Amusements released 68 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1987.
Other machines made by Coastal Amusements during the time period Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced include Fred Flinstones Memory Match, Pop-A-Slot, Toy King claw machine, Slam Dunk, Sea Wolf, Powaire Jr. Air Hockey Table, Water High Rise, Roosta Shoota, Bug Blitz, and Big Wheel.
Coastal Amusements released 68 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1987.
Other machines made by Coastal Amusements during the time period Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced include Fred Flinstones Memory Match, Pop-A-Slot, Toy King claw machine, Slam Dunk, Sea Wolf, Powaire Jr. Air Hockey Table, Water High Rise, Roosta Shoota, Bug Blitz, and Big Wheel.
by Your bob September 2, 2022
Get the Fred Flinstone's Memory Match arcade gamemug. Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc
Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.
by Trw92a April 23, 2024
Get the Lighting a Matchmug. The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024
Get the Bohemian Chess Matchmug.