British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.

Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"

by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013

British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.

Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!

by yung_fish21 June 23, 2020

British Casino

A gym, or anywhere else you’re losing pounds.

Man 1: Hey man, I just got back from the British Casino.
Man 2: I can tell, you look like you lost a few pounds.

by Panini94 September 13, 2019

british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.

He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.

by Tellitubby August 15, 2017

british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.

Yo, I british composted my girl last night.

by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015

British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.

Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry

by Donnie9 July 29, 2012

british bulldog

stupid game of death played in english schools during break time.

by Bix June 11, 2003