Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.
Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?
by SharD October 05, 2004
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bronx science

A school in the Bronx filled with Stuyvesant HS rejects. The kids then go brag about how Bronx Science is so much better than Stuy.
person 1: OMG IF I DON'T GET INTO STUY I WILL DIE!

right after the results of acceptance are released

person 1: Eww you got into Stuy? that school is so retarded man. you shulda got into Bronx science like me man.
by bxscirejectz March 15, 2009
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Social science

Someone who has no balls to ask out his crush when he knows she likes him back.!.!
by urmomskinnylegend November 26, 2018
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Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)
by thearchangelofsex May 04, 2023
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movie science

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.
That film wasn’t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.
by OilySaltine May 09, 2022
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science infection

To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
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triple science

A truly glorious subject only taken by the kids in the cool kid club, everyone else must bow down to them. It is every kids dream to become a triple science student as if you were one then you are at the top of the popularity hierarchy.
Jason: "wow, you see that triple science kid"
chad: "yeah, he's so cool if only I could be like him"
*both chad and Jason have an enormous orgasm*
by thegangster April 22, 2020
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