Testostoballs

Something that women tend to lack.

'I need more testostoballs and then I can be a bearded scrotemaster'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

testecle ned

a loser with a big forehead(billy bender)

yo that kid looks like testecle ned

by jonny April 4, 2003

Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

by U Craszee June 21, 2009

Austyn Tester

A talentless pretty boy who got famous because brainless teenage girls like his face. Star of the Sundance film Jawline and the reason why social media continues it's downward spiral and lack of faith in humanity is stronger than ever

Girl: OMG, have you seen Austyn Tester's latest broadcast?
Me. No. I have a life and have better things to do than obsess over some teenage hack

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019

Testosticross

(test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen.

"Oh! DUDE! That was the worst testosticross moment EVAR!"

by Cynthia E. Jones January 4, 2006

testerberger

Small dwarf-like woman that resembles Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show"

O, shit! I haz the donuts hre cums testerberger

by DHensley May 24, 2008

testosterone park

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.

After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.

by SophieBird July 11, 2009