DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome)

A naturally occurring medical condition in which an animal is sleeping, the tip or part of their tongue then extends out of their mouth causing dryness on that part of the tongue, which normally requires retraction or licking upon waking up to remove the dry feeling. This can occur to any part of the mouth, but is generally in the direction of gravity. This is a common condition in dogs, cats, and some larger zoo animals. It may also occur to humans who are in a very deep sleep, or a deep sleep due to intoxication or other un-natural reasons.

The symptom is extremely relative to a human sticking their tongue on a frozen poll.

Man, look at Rover, he always has DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) after he falls asleep on the couch! Poor dog.....

by T.Talkington May 29, 2013

Touching the back of your tongue

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick

Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

by yourmilkissusaf9004 February 12, 2022

tongue jack

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.

Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?

by larry beavers October 26, 2004

Tongue-Tied Tarantula

1. Used when one cannot seem to find the words they are looking for.

2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.

3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.

Stefanie: Shove some bananas down your pants!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!

Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle

by Suite'ies October 21, 2009

tongue handshake

when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching

Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.

by jhokat March 1, 2011

tongue trap

A vagina particularly suited for cunnilingus. Or just a term for vagina.

I was on my way home, but she caught me in her tongue trap.

by Brently Bobins October 22, 2007

Grandmas Tongue

When you slip your balls sack out of your pants and give your friends a look at her wrinkled tongue.

Anyone wanna see "Grandmas Tongue"?

by J Barracho June 16, 2012