teddy bear

a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

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Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

Teddy bear by B-ry. June 11, 2018

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One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.

Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.

Teddy Bivert by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018

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The swift movement of pulling someone's legs from under them, named after Teddy Walker who became the first victim to this manoeuvre in 2014

I'm gonna teddy takedown that kid at lunch

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When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

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Teddy Wolfe - He's so organic and raw like "Adam Driver".

teddy wolfe by Rudeboyriri September 17, 2019

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The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

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