techdiff

short for 'Technical Difficulties'. When technology fails but hasn't quite broken.

...bear with us folks, we are experiancing Techdiff...

by raze_agenda November 17, 2010

techniverse

An allowable subset of "actual" reality. Operations in the techniverse are intended to be linear. Our actual reality is non-linear

Jacob Bennet's maths won't work because the Cartesian thought used in the techniverse does not suffice to describe the actualizing universe.

by ptboi April 22, 2011

technicoitus

a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.

if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.

goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)

repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."

Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."

Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."

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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."

Bro 2: "What did you say back?"

Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."

Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"

by ProBoonage November 15, 2011

Technical Inhale

The breathing through the teeth sound a person makes right before they correct another on a minute or nuanced point.

<Technical Inhale> Well, actually, the reason that...

by Libertinian September 27, 2017

Techi-tacha

(similar to tiki-taka) but is used to denote when big tech companies from Silicon Valley act in coordinating efforts in order to eliminate a competition

Yigitte : Do you know what's Techi-Tacha?
John : Yeah, it's like when Paler was removed from the Play Store, the App Store and then booted by Amazon from its web-hosting services.
Ygritte: And I thought you knew nothing!

by lghi January 12, 2021

Technical Wizard

A YouTuber who makes tech videos, who’s also an otaku.

Have you seen that Technical Wizard video?

by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022

Technically Inclined

Technically Inclined refers to an individual who possesses a bias in their skill set that makes them proficient in technical applications. This often refers to a person who works with or possesses advanced knowledge of computers to the point it is an identifiable characteristic.

a: "Wow, X knows a thing or two about computers"
b: "Yeah, they're quite Technically Inclined"

by Zeltech Alpha March 30, 2023