tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005

Tossed the lock

No longer being a virgin.

John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!

David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!

by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014

Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.

Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!

by ScragglyLou November 7, 2017

toster_oven

A turbo virg and people with this username are also bad at all video games

Man that toster_oven is a bitch

by Mcdoofy_ July 18, 2020

olive tossed

When you get so drunk and high and take your depression medicine and it makes you have seizures and everyone around you thinks you're faking.

On New Year's Eve Kayla got olive tossed at Kathryn's house.

"Did Ryan olive toss you?"

by SexyGirl6969 February 1, 2014

toledo tossed salad

A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).

What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...

by hwcdesign October 21, 2014