The act of throwing large amounts of sand in the face of a chick (preferably asian) right after blasting a massive load that one has been building up for days directly into her face, creating a course gooey mask that when enthusiastically smeared around by the girl, covers her entire mug. This act brings a whole new beachfront meaning to the word bukkake. A word derived from Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or splash water). The unique mixture created when combining jizum and sand is sometimes produced in survivor situations to be used as a form of crude epoxy adhesive.
I took that chick under the pier and gave her a tokyo sandblaster. It was crazy, she was lying there for a half hour wearing it as a mask like I just gave her a spa treatment.
by BlakeMayne November 18, 2010
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by ashebringer November 11, 2010
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Made famous on Conan O'brien's show "Conan", the tokyo sandstorm is a sex act in which the male partner eats 5 weedwhacker sushi rolls, digests for 35 minutes, and then dispenses anywhere from 3-5 gas blasts on the woman partners face. Then, any position is acceptable to end the sex act.
Good god, Cindy. He said he wanted to do the tokyo sandstorm, but I had no idea it would be so grotesque. I passed out.
by Charles McCrackin November 11, 2010
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Guy: Hey, do you wanna try the tokyo sandblaster ?
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.
by chlsrnnrt90 November 11, 2010
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Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.A Japanese prostitute acquires a mouthful of sand and performs fellatio on her client. First coined on the second episode of Conan.
by squackmire November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.A decent Perth-based, Australian band that holds onto their fans by releasing a poppy song on every album and managing to convince people that they're still "indie", while in reality, they're as mainstream as kesha with about as much genuine musical talent as a speak-and-spell.
BOT fan who thinks s/he's hipster: hey, you heard this new band? they're pretty good but you've probably never heard of them
*offers earplug*
sane person: That's Birds of Tokyo and this shits been flooding the radio for ages
BOT fan: no, these guys are way to indie to be on the radio
sane person: dude, STFU, there's nothing wrong with listening to the mainstream but don't act like a hipster just because you think it makes you cool, just stop acting like a prick and go back to listening to the TOP 40.
*offers earplug*
sane person: That's Birds of Tokyo and this shits been flooding the radio for ages
BOT fan: no, these guys are way to indie to be on the radio
sane person: dude, STFU, there's nothing wrong with listening to the mainstream but don't act like a hipster just because you think it makes you cool, just stop acting like a prick and go back to listening to the TOP 40.
by Mal1c10us October 18, 2011
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