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posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.
yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 21, 2013
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Yoster Toaster

While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina
Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.
by Concerned Citizen 6767 March 4, 2011
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Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012
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toaster

Character from the episode "Waiting for God" from series 1 of the BBC Red Dwarf tv-series. Toaster is actually a more or less intelligent device, used for toasting bread and for conversation. But the topic of conversation is quite toast related.
Toaster: "I toast, therefore I am"
by Aart May 20, 2005
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toaser

without a toaster; toasterless
I usually crisp my bread in the oven, so that's why I remain toaser.
by Joqe May 22, 2006
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toastedcherries

toastedcherries is cool.
by twohatlovessayingpizza5xfast December 30, 2021
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post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.
After that blunt, i was post toasted!
by farmer1069 March 2, 2009
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