tits

Tits definition is to believe something is impressive.

That new car is tits.!

by bjbirdie August 10, 2022

Tits

The sexiest body part of a woman. They come in all different sizes and are very jiggly!!

"I want to be smothered by these tits!"

by Shrekfan1986 September 19, 2022

Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.

Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅

by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022

tits

something i will never have

i have no tits

by mtfc.soph February 2, 2023

tits

boobs basically just boobs

My date had huge fuckin tits they were making her look so sexy yeah the tits

by im9yrsold April 11, 2023

Tits

Breasts fun to look at

Person 1 damn those are nice tits

Person 2 damn

by Anonymous 7654478 May 12, 2023

Tits

Cleavage found on a woman's chest. Most men prefer big tits, however, it is completely fine if you like small tits.

Situation 1:
Guy 1: Man you're tits are huge
Girl 1: wanna shove your face into them? *takes off clothes*
Guy 1: *gets a boner and shoves face into tits*
Situation 2:
Guy 2: i really like your petite tits
Girl 2: i'll let you suck on them
Guy 1: *gets happy and sucks on tits*

by RetroNigga October 5, 2023