Thanks for the invite

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.

"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.

by billdote April 29, 2011

same things

When individuals or groups of individuals grew up in or were aligned to separate institutions or cultural settings, but which share the same common beliefs or way of life, they are the "same things"

George: "Hey, this is a brilliant night, 2 Rostrevor College lads and 2 St Ignatious lads, getting involved."
Joel: "St Ignatius/ Rostrevor, its basically the same thing!"
All: "same things!"

by S Chaddy May 2, 2008

Fun things are fun.

A sentence spoken by the character Yui Hirasawa, from the anime K-On.

Used to show sarcastic contempt for a redundant thing a person has just said.

Person 1: "Hold on, let me go use the ATM Machine."
Person 2: "Yeah, fun things are fun..."

by Mistertuxedo January 25, 2010

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

Thinkerbate

To engage in deep thought by one's self.

Also see thinkerbating.

I'm not sure I can do that for you -- let me thinkerbate on it for a while

by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

Thanks, I work Out

1. Use this phrase to counter any verbal insults or attack, even when it doesn't make sense. Putting your opponent or enemy in a state of laughter, confusion or hysteria.

(Insult)
"Your fat and ugly and no one loves you!"

(Counter)
"Thanks, I work Out

or

(Insult)
"Your mom is retarded!"

(Counter)
"Thanks, I work out.

by Forgewolf January 22, 2017

Thanks Gwen

A new evolution of the Thanks Obama meme. Using it to unironically describe a sarcastic/serious response to someone whose name is Gwen. Why? Because Gwen is the person everyone should say thank you to.

Gwen: Apparently magenta isn’t part of the visible light spectrum.
Me, an intellectual: Thanks Gwen.

by pseudonymAsters June 26, 2020