threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009

spinning a golden thread

The act of evacuating urine from one's truncheon of love/cavern of wonders.

I was spinning a golden thread the other day when I realised I needed to curl one out too...

by Pystique February 17, 2010

Cross Threaded

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

by Jamhole September 29, 2005

Thread the needle

If the quarterback completes a pass to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging

Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play

by yomama13 February 20, 2015

threadbender

to deviate the course of a thread on a bulletin board by posting an irrrelevant topic

I just used a threadbender to change the topic of the thread from South Africans boasting about what a great place it is to the Welsh Langusage.

by SingingDwarf December 17, 2006

thread executor

1. A mod who is known for thread killing after a single off topic post, even if it goes back on topic
2. A person who often sends posts off topic, so the thread gets killed by a mod

Oh damn, who gave him mod status, he became a fucking thread executor

by Threadkilla January 26, 2015

Threatsec

Threatsec is a guild of powerful hackers! One of the hackers known as Wiz are very skillful at their work. ThreatSec bows down to #mercy everytime they come in contact.

Threatsec is nice

by CellTheBigBuffMan August 1, 2023