Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.

Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”

by kraftgirl September 30, 2009

Thong

Something stuck up your ass that seems to attract men. Often seen on hott women.

"Damnnn...shes lookin fine in that thong"

by Sarah Osgood October 20, 2003

Thong Tan

A tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.

You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.

*After going to the beach

Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!

Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.

by nosePIQ'r October 13, 2010

rogue thong

rogue thong – n.; (roug thawng)

inadequate undergarment in generally abominable condition left in the washer or dryer that is found and forcibly, but cautiously, removed by subsequent launder.

“my new building is great, but every time I do laundry, I need a hazmat suit to remove the rogue thongs.”

by rt nick February 4, 2010

tard-a-thon

A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...

Hey TARD-A-THON, you got the answer wrong again...

by Balkanya May 28, 2003

Thonging

The act of wearing a thong in public.

I'm going thonging on the beach today, wanna come?

by intaminag June 6, 2016

Dong Thong

An erection of such magnitude in which the undergarment is drawn into the crack of the buttocks resulting in a massive wedgie.

That tasty babe gave me a raging dong thong.

by Boomsuckit May 11, 2013