Joe shuttleworth

A type of human who likes getting fisted by someone called Tony. They were also poor on the streets before their mother found Tony.
This species are terrible at every single video game and lost to the pro pig pog

Did u see that joe shuttleworth on tv mum?

by Joemama769 January 2, 2020

Space Shuttle

A partially reusable airplane-like spacecraft operated from 1981 to 2011 (30 years) by NASA. The launch vehicle consists of two solid rocket boosters (SRB), one external tank, and the orbiter (the space shuttle). The boosters and shuttle were recovered and reused, while the external tank burned up upon re-entry.

That's a cool airplane!
Actually, it's a space shuttle. It looks like an airplane but it's not.

by 100% no name October 2, 2021

Denton shuttlecock

When you get done sucking dick in the bathroom, you come out. Sweat drips off your nose into your shot, but you take it anyway.

Yesterday was amazing until my boyfriend asked for a denton shuttlecock.

by Mc gingivitis June 5, 2022

Love Shuttle

The point in one’s life when they experience feelings for someone. The shuttle doesn’t stop until you’ve confessed your feelings to the one you love.

Ever since i’ve first laid eyes on her, the love shuttle has kept on going.

by skatman465 August 14, 2022

Ollie shuttlewood

Woman beater lives of fingering grace ryland and is 6”0 and 7 stone has a decent wood

Ollie shuttlewoods dad drives a dinger

by Clara branch September 16, 2022

Booty Scuttler

Matthew Butler

Matthew Butler is such a booty scuttler

by AnTAlbannachLeamh January 7, 2023

A Shuttleworth

A Shuttleworth originates from (Chris Shuttleworth) See definition. Its when one takes amazingly Loooong shits that are able to penetrate reinforced concrete walls under 6" thick and able to circulate upward through 3 story buildings. Close proximity to someone taking a Shuttleworth has been known to cause the following symptoms:

PTSD
bloody or cloudy urine
double vision
bloody stool
difficult, burning, or painful urination
fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse
headache
joint pain
loss of appetite
runny nose
Spotaneous regret of going to work that day
sore throat
trouble sleeping
vomiting
wandering aimlessly in a perfect circle with your arms crossed rocking back and forth
Blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin
chest pain, discomfort, or tightness
confusion
difficulty breathing
difficulty with swallowing
dizziness
More double vision
inability to move the arms, legs, or facial muscles
inability to speak rationally (Jibberish)
itching, skin rash
muscle cramps or stiffness
muscle spasm or jerking of the arms and legs
seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there
seizures
sores, ulcers, or white spots in the mouth or on the lips
sudden loss of consciousness (Coma)
swelling of the feet or lower legs
uncontrolled repeated movements (tics)
uncontrolled vocal outbursts laced with profanity
unusual tiredness or weakness usually followed by coma

and in 1 case DEATH, that has been deemed "Natural Causes"

Excuse me guys, i need to go take A Shuttleworth!

by Crooklyn Bully January 26, 2024