swissvale

swizzy state bitches

"Swissvale is so hood."

by KJK January 13, 2008

swiss army knife

a knife with many useless tools on it that the bastards at airport security keep stealing.

dude why are you taking my swiss army knife?

by John Michaelz September 16, 2005

Swiss Johnson

A friend,or Home-Boy.

"What's up, Swiss Johnson?"; "See you later, Swiss Johnson."

by Danwise November 23, 2004

Swiss Miss and Piss

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.

Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.

by Jaboloff April 26, 2011

Swiss Mistress

A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.

Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!

by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009

Swiss Lady

A girl who has been cummed on her nose (mountain top), shat on her forehead (chocolate), and all in a timely manner.

"My boyfriend totally swiss lady-ed me the other night!"

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007

Swiss Dip

The act of dipping one's balls (testicles) into hot fondue and then into a sleeping person's (open) mouth.

I am going to swiss dip your mother later.

by srmarymargaret April 6, 2009