swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022

Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.

Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.

by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009

Crotch Swipe

The act of someone walking by you and rub their crotch against you accidently or on purpose for a cheap thrill.

yo man, u just crotch swiped my elbow, man thas not cool!

by Keifer Elliott January 10, 2010

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

Vietnamese Swiss cheese

The gooks back in 'nam we filled with bullet holes

We turned that one into some Vietnamese Swiss Cheese!!

by Kimjongillest June 19, 2016

Dick Swishing

When a female is giving a male a blowjob and the male ejaculates in the females mouth, then the female proceeds to continue the blowjob while using the male's ejaculate as a creamy mouthwash.

"Jessica gave me a mind blowing bj last night and after I was done she started Dick swishing me"

by Abeck505 March 2, 2017

Side swipe

When you are pregnant and cant reach your vagina from the front.

"I tried masturbating last night but I had to Side swipe it"

by Stayawayfromme August 21, 2018