Swindle

The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool

Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!

by Eruth August 31, 2012

swindon new college

Full to the brim of fit girls and certified fuckboys , possibly the most superficial place in Swindon and dressing like a fas may result in being ridiculed by everyone there , even mutley the college dog

"Wanna go Swindon new college and link some worldies?"

"Yeah g , I'll pick you up in the corsa in 5"

by Bantaclaus June 4, 2016

dick swindler

Idividual who steals other's cock photo, and passes it along as their's, in order to mask their lack of male endowment.

OMG, what a dick swindler, this dude with a baby dick posted Ron Jeremy's cock on Craigslist; and I fell for it! He could barely hit my clit, let alone my G-spot with that limp ass shit.

by Stephaura December 21, 2008

omwami shindeiru

When u noscope a NOOB on CALL OF DUTEY ADVANCED WARFARE IN STORES NOW

Me: omwami shindeiru reeeeeeeeee
Noob:NaNI!!!
Noob:dies
Me: Haha Get REKT scrub

by LilDickyboiGang February 17, 2018

Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009

Sindey

almost always mispelled as "Sidney", usually redhead, often giggly, fun, happy go lucky, very family oriented, loyal, with bad taste in NHL hockey teams.

"Great party at Sindey's last night."

by Hon1974 March 28, 2009

Swindle

An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.

(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!

by g-jew November 20, 2011