Swedish Niggers

A now extinct race once ruled by Simon Phoenix the Great

God smitted Swedish Niggers as punishment for one of them fucking his shit up and eating forbidden watermelon from the sacred bush.

A playground limerick:

There was a nigger called Leröy from Sweden
Who danced naked in the Garden of Eden
So God piledrived him on a rock
then ripped off his black cock
So he died 'cos it wouldn't stop bleedin'

by Jeff Chickenbottom September 30, 2009

Swedish Omelette

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.

Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!

by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010

Swedish Beef

Extreme shred guitar and fret wankeray, or just any prime example of talent to come out of sweden.

"Man did you see that Yngwie Malmsteen, thats some mighty fine swedish beef!"

"Ibrahimovic is the swedish beef on Pro Evo. 5!"

by Tom Potter & Josh Dales December 9, 2008

swenis

A particular kind of sweat that comes from ones balls and penis. It smells of vernard.

on hot days i wear boxer-breifs so as to absorb swenis.

by acropora1981 December 20, 2007

Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

swedish nut lathe

AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.

technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.

-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007