Swedish breakfast

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex

hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast

by r0n fuxw311 August 2, 2007

Swedish Meatball Dinner

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner

I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner

by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010

Swedish

A sexual practice when a man puts his erect penis between a pair of large lubricated breasts and pumps until he reaches orgasm thus producing an ejaculation. In California this is called "Russian". Also known as a "tit fuck" or "Swedish fuck". The bigger the breasts the better the act and sensations leading to orgasm.

My wife allowed me to do Swedish on her when she gets her period. Her tits are the largest on that time of month.

by Melinda Goldberg October 10, 2004

Swedish Keyhole

A sexual act where two women pour vodka into each others pussy and drink it out

Me and kate got drunk last night and i entered he swedish keyhole

by steven123 December 13, 2007

Swedish Foghorn

If your getting head and you blow an airhorn just before you bust a nut, she will jerk up and you will continue to orgasm and blow it in her face, this is called a Swedish Foghorn.

Your girlfriend complained because you failed to warn her last time, this time give her the Swedish Foghorn. Is there any better warning? NO!!!

You meet a girl at a party and decide to get freaky, you take her to a vacant room, when all your buds hear the telltale sign of the Swedish Foghorn, "a loud horn", they will cheer your name, mad props.

by Tyler Jn. December 9, 2008

swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Swedish King Dork

Someone who has weird obsession with ABBA music....Swedish Daddy, Ruler of all Dorks. Super dorky but some how managed to pull a COOL,sexy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his Girlfriend.

Daddy:Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!

Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!


Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!

Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!

by Qu33n Dork March 3, 2009