sweater biscuits

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.
by I am Achmed July 31, 2008
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sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....
Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages
by vk31337 April 14, 2011
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Cosby Sweater

The multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts.
It took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass!
by Jeff Conway September 13, 2008
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Take a sweater

What concerned parent's say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. Then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don't it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.
Mother dearest: "Oh Danny, don't be ignorant and take a sweater."
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"
by Danny-Dan aka Boss February 27, 2010
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Sweater pigs

Breasts, usually in the context of being large in a particularly sleazy way.
Oh man, check out the sweater pigs on that broad...
by Leif_Erickson March 02, 2009
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Ankle Sweater

A fat chick SO fat that she sweats from her ankles.
"...Dan bagged another ankle sweater last night. He sureloves the fatties..."
by cptnhook November 24, 2003
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sweater queen

a term used soemwhat disparagingly by leather queens to describe non-leather wearing homosexuals. Behaviors: tend to go to moderately priced restaurants not specifically tagetted at gay clientele and tend to work in fields that require intercourse (non-sexual, of course) with heterosexuals
After dinner in the suburbs, Paul discarded the sweater queen outfit and put on a white t-shirt and worn jeans, then headed to the City.
by d maxwell June 01, 2006
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