The Shrekening

When you get more thirsty than your body can keep up with and pretend to be anally penetrated by a cartoon, usually Shrek.

Zayne was so desperate, he was giving himself The Shrekening.

by BrazzersBananas August 16, 2015

Shrek

Our lord and savior, commonly found in a Swamp, this foul creature lurks in the pussy.

1. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
2. Hail Satan

by Stank Thot Slayer January 20, 2015

Shreked

to get jacked up or badly damaged

I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.

by CactusKid August 5, 2014

Shrek

Butt-Ugly English Footballer Wayne Rooney a.k.a Shrek. displayed his superior ball control at the 2006 World Cup ie, stamping on some poor players balls

woa! wayne rooney can really dribble
Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!

by Tartan Terror July 29, 2006

Shrek's Swamp

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011

shrek

To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.

"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!"

"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"

by cleohero September 10, 2012

shrek

A mixture of Lemon-Lime and grape kool-aid and nine cups of sugar

"yep im sippin on dat shrek, ppl ask him, 'um hey sir, whut iz dat ?'
itz lime itz wit grape, and 9 cups of suga,"

by Andre' February 18, 2008