suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022

Suburb Shit

Suburb shit is something that people from the suburbs do.

"I gave my PS5 because I didn't like it."

That's some suburb shit

by ImNotZoinks July 5, 2022

Suburbia

A suburban utopia

Cocoa was happy because she finally got to live in the suburbia of her dreams

by Choeluvr420 July 13, 2022

Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.

You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Suburbian Trenches

A mix of the suburbs and the trenches

My nigga Deriontavius is from the suburbian trenches

by fgrtgdftgrftghyhgtdfgtfrfgrttw October 14, 2022

baron of suburbia

Someone who always takes but never gives. From Tori Amos' eponymous song.

That girl's a real baron of suburbia!! I helped her so many times and she did nothing in return.

by Sandra Bee September 23, 2005

Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs

Euphemism for blowing a thickly-bearded man while warming his testicles and asshole with HotHands-brand hand warmers.

Former U.S. Congressman Ryan Costello took to social media on January 8, 2021 to express a lustful desire to Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs.

by Rod Peters January 8, 2021