smunch

A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.

"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!

by chief smuncher September 11, 2007

Spunch

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.

2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.

by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010

Stauncher

A person who sucks on the toes of others.

Look at that stauncher Tyler sucking on Heidi's toes.

by Todd Bushey March 22, 2009

slunch

when you missed your lunch and you cant wait for supper. thens it's slunch.

" it was so busy at work i dropped in to micky dee,s and had slunch

by Oi! you December 30, 2010

Staunch

1. Large and Seaworthy (definition not used)

2. Just all out awsome, the best thing ever.

Usally used to describe food, games, movies or musicbut can also be used in thousands of other ways.

Devin: "That chicken parmi was so staunch"

Gazza: "Yer it was almost as staunch as Leborns 54 points

last night"

by Kevin....... November 7, 2009

Stench Trench

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

"Hey dude watch yourself, keep away from her stench trench!"

by Sam the man November 27, 2003

Staunch

noun. To steal, rack, pilfer, acquire illegally, borrow without asking and without intention to return.

"Did you see that fucker? He just staunched my phone!"
"Damn, your mates girlfriend is HOT!. Keep her away from me or she is so getting staunched..."

by rckthx August 10, 2006