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"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
John's a student, he has no time for a job, he spends it all drinking.
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
by electric-socks May 31, 2006
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lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision
see: game over
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision
see: game over
"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."
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Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
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by Big_duck December 23, 2008
Get the Kansas toaster strudle mug.Tinchy Stryder (real name Kwasi Danquah) is a British grime music artist of Ghanian origin, Stryder hails from Bow in East London and attended St Bonaventure's Catholic Comprehensive School in Forest Gate. Tinchy Stryder had his first UK number one in the Singles Chart with the aptly named song "Number 1", (a collaboration with N-Dubz) that charted on 26 April 2009.
2006-2008: Star in the Hood
In 2006, Stryder signed to independent label Takeover Entertainment. He also released two solo mixtapes, I’m Back U Know and Lost and Found, and joined Ruff Sqwad to make Guns & Roses 2. Stryder's debut album Star In the Hood was released on 13 August 2007 on Takeover Entertainment. A single "Breakaway" was released from the album, as was "Something About Your Smile"featuring Mainstream Money as a bonus track. He also released an EP named Cloud 9 on the 21st April 2008, from which the songs "Sorry, U Are?" featuring Chipmunk, "Sick in the Head", "16 Writers" and "Thump" have all received heavy airplay and rotation on grime shows such as Logan Sama's Kiss 100 grime show. He then released two further singles which do not feature on the EP, titled "Breathe", and most recently, "Stryderman" (UK Singles Chart #73). One of the other tracks off his debut album called "Follow" was featured in the movie by Noel Clarke, Adulthood.
2008-2009: Catch 22
On September 11 2008, it was revealed that Stryder will be featured on Craig David's new single "Where's Your Love" and released on November 10, 2008. He also appears on the track "Princes" from the album Saint Dymphna by Gang Gang Dance. His next single, called "Take Me Back", featuring Taio Cruz, (released on January 19, 2009) was a popular hit following numerous plays on Radio 1, Kiss FM and many other TV and radio stations. On January 18, the song entered the official UK Singles Charts at 39 on downloads alone,one day before its official release. The following week the single moved up 36 places to peak at number 3.
On 26 April, 2009, Stryder's next single, a collaboration with N-Dubz (whom he had toured with on their recent Uncle B tour), titled "Number 1" topped the UK Singles Chart giving Stryder and N-Dubz their first number one single. In an interview with Tim Westwood, Tinchy stated that due to the success of "Number 1" not going away yet, he had to push the album and a few things back to August 2009. Tinchy's third single from Catch 22, titled "Never Leave You", featuring Amelle Berrabah of the Sugababes, is due to be released on August 3rd 2009 with the album following on August 17th.
2006-2008: Star in the Hood
In 2006, Stryder signed to independent label Takeover Entertainment. He also released two solo mixtapes, I’m Back U Know and Lost and Found, and joined Ruff Sqwad to make Guns & Roses 2. Stryder's debut album Star In the Hood was released on 13 August 2007 on Takeover Entertainment. A single "Breakaway" was released from the album, as was "Something About Your Smile"featuring Mainstream Money as a bonus track. He also released an EP named Cloud 9 on the 21st April 2008, from which the songs "Sorry, U Are?" featuring Chipmunk, "Sick in the Head", "16 Writers" and "Thump" have all received heavy airplay and rotation on grime shows such as Logan Sama's Kiss 100 grime show. He then released two further singles which do not feature on the EP, titled "Breathe", and most recently, "Stryderman" (UK Singles Chart #73). One of the other tracks off his debut album called "Follow" was featured in the movie by Noel Clarke, Adulthood.
2008-2009: Catch 22
On September 11 2008, it was revealed that Stryder will be featured on Craig David's new single "Where's Your Love" and released on November 10, 2008. He also appears on the track "Princes" from the album Saint Dymphna by Gang Gang Dance. His next single, called "Take Me Back", featuring Taio Cruz, (released on January 19, 2009) was a popular hit following numerous plays on Radio 1, Kiss FM and many other TV and radio stations. On January 18, the song entered the official UK Singles Charts at 39 on downloads alone,one day before its official release. The following week the single moved up 36 places to peak at number 3.
On 26 April, 2009, Stryder's next single, a collaboration with N-Dubz (whom he had toured with on their recent Uncle B tour), titled "Number 1" topped the UK Singles Chart giving Stryder and N-Dubz their first number one single. In an interview with Tim Westwood, Tinchy stated that due to the success of "Number 1" not going away yet, he had to push the album and a few things back to August 2009. Tinchy's third single from Catch 22, titled "Never Leave You", featuring Amelle Berrabah of the Sugababes, is due to be released on August 3rd 2009 with the album following on August 17th.
'Number One - Tinchy Stryder Ft. Dappy'
'Never Leave you - Tinchy Stryder Ft. Amelle'
'Take Me Back - Tinchy Stryder Ft. Taio Cruz'
'Never Leave you - Tinchy Stryder Ft. Amelle'
'Take Me Back - Tinchy Stryder Ft. Taio Cruz'
by absolutebeginners July 4, 2009
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by nkjyang April 1, 2015
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"I spent time during lockdown developing my marketing skills with a charity as a Studenteer, what about you?"
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