strawberry cheesecake

after being fellated by a female, ejactulate on said females face, then break her nose with a sharp punch to the face. the resulting mess is known as a strawberry cheesecake.

Jill was enjoying sucking on jonny's penis until he strawberry cheesecaked her and got blood on her nice new sofa.

by lobster boy November 15, 2006

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."

by GNox July 5, 2006

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A black woman's vagina

Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!

by Dat Leroy Boy November 24, 2009

strawberry blumpkin

when you punch a girl in the face and make her give you dome piece whilst you are taking a poopy

bitch give me a strawberry blumpkin, and i have diahrea so it might smell

by ryan wiggum June 3, 2008

strawberry vanilla swirl

when a girl is on her period, a guy will eat her out, holding the blood in his mouth, the girl would continue to give a blow job, until the man cums, holding the cum in her mouth, and they make out to make a strawberry vanilla swirl.

last night, me and my girl made a strawberry vanilla swirl(:

by kittycatwannabe April 1, 2010

Strawberry Kisses

A woman receiving oral sex during a visit from Auntie Flow.

"My girlfriend had her period, so i gave her strawberry kisses"
"Dude, thats off"

by giulai_ December 15, 2009

strawberry shortcake

1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.

1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...

by ChoujinkiMetalder December 28, 2005