Facebook Stalking

To look up someone constantly and look at all their recent satuses and all their pictures.

I think that guy is hot and i like facebook stalking him.

by woahlookatthat April 30, 2009

Stalkumentary

A documentay produced by means of stalking the person. Almost like a paparazo, but with a movie camera.

That new Princess Diana Movie is a total stalkumentary.

by Rioo February 4, 2006

Stalker Song

A song that you don't particularly like but "follows" you and plays everywhere you go.

"Dude, don't you like that song 'Boom Boom Pow'?"
"No, that's my stalker song."

by John_Robinson August 20, 2009

e-stalkage

when you hound someone on the net and want to love them up real good!

(inchat)
*elsiemazco sits around and cries for danielsan and cries!

by nunski June 21, 2004

status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

Accidentally Stalking

The act of learning information about a person because of thing posted on a third web-page or face-book wall. This is usually followed by the mentioned information being referenced later, and the person not realizing that what they said was viewable by non-friends. Thus leading to the incorrect assumption that that they were being stalked.

Jill Posts-I need a vacation.- Viewable to Steve's News-feed.
Jane comments. You should totally come with my on mine. I'm going to Costa Rica!-Also viewable by Steve

LATER
In an unrelated post later Steve asks about Costa Rica Trip
Jill-That trip was a secret! How did you know!
Jane- How did you know about my trip?! STALKER!

Steve-WTF? It was on my Feed! It was Accidentally Stalking at worst!

by Yeah. This happened. November 1, 2010

German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

by kinkycouple March 7, 2011