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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.
My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 8, 2013
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Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog
William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
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croc stomp

When you are wearing a pair of crocs and you stomp on something repetitively.
Let me grab my Crocs so I can Croc Stomp on that bitch!
by Datcrocstompinghoe February 4, 2020
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Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.
Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU
by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017
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stomp-a-dwarf

to ritualistically imbibe a shot of alcohol in cause of celebration of event or feat.
me and Shaniqwa are going to stomp-a-dwarf of the goose for LaShawnada's birfday
by dwarfstomper March 22, 2011
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Waffle Stomp

Where one takes a shit in the shower and steps it down the drain.
Edward: Sorry I'm late, I had to Waffle Stomp in the shower.
by The Ed Channel November 11, 2019
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dinosaur stomp

I’d rather do the dinosaur stomp than use the Porto potty
by TheBrasky May 16, 2019
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