Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
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Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances
(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
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Get the Steledation mug.A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.
I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.
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Get the Steamed Beef mug.After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
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