Stargate

1 A extremly large vagina

2 A big birth canal

3 A caverness like vagina that can sustain a echo if yelled in to at a sufficient volume.

4 A slack vagina

1 that girl i had sex with last night had the biggest vigina it wasn't even sex. i just materialised through that stargate.

2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.

3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants

by Veratas July 6, 2009

starglider

One who likes to trip on teh weed and try aimlessly to get chicks at the party.

That guy over there is really bein a starglider, how annoying. Shit, he's walking this way!

by Steven Kerr June 25, 2003

Stargazing

The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification

My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.

by The Dapper Gentleman October 23, 2019

Shargasm

A mental orgasm gained by acting extremely sarcastically in any social situation. Gained easiest when the target of sarcasm doesn't realize the sarcasm in the situation.

- Man: "You like that?"
- Woman: "Yeah, that really turns me on."
- Man: *Man I'm good...*
- Woman: *(Shargasm)*

by Themasa March 4, 2011

Sarge

Someone you call on when the shit really hits the fan. Your original instructor. In Case of Emergency contact.

BILLY BLAH got messed up bad yesterday and we dont know who to hit. Better check in with Sarge.

by Reaper2121 January 8, 2015

all dead sarge

This comes From the starcraft intro when a group of stupid marines gets slaughtered on a science vessil by the zerg

"Zerg:*screech*"
"Marine: What The Hell Was THat!?"
Narrative: Marines get ownzed
"One of the last marines: WE'RE ALL DEAD SARGE!!!!"

by Michael February 5, 2003

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004