Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023

standing on business

where you not going for no bs, you not letting no hoe/nigga get over on you. This happens mostly in relationships.

“The hoe was playing with me like I was dumb, so i blocked her. I was standing on business.”

by denisé November 21, 2023

standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023

standing on business

someone who stand their ground, or does what they said they’d do.

“she was standing on business.”

by burntseals December 3, 2023

Standing-Tiger

When a man lifts up his sexual partner to eat her pussy while standing. Usually leaning woman on wall for support.

“Yo Spenny…? I just performed the Standing-Tiger on this broad last night.”

by LigmaButWhole December 19, 2023

Standing ovation

When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can

There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation

by Piccolo, Pete and alice b February 4, 2024