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monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.
" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"
by Adam Rem April 7, 2008
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Sparkling

Sparkling: Unleashing a part of yourself that you normally keep contained
When the sonic rainboom reached Canterlot, Twilight started Sparkling.
by Clear Quill August 6, 2011
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skunking

A group activity where the participants enter a car, restrict air flow to the outside by rolling up the windows. Once the car has started you turn the heat up to the maximum level. The heat remains on until you have reached your destination. Best when performed in extremely hot weather.
"Skunking party in the back lot"
by Declan, T-Pat, Jim-Bob August 5, 2007
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Sparkling

A word made-up by the transformers fandom. They are suppose to be "baby" transformers. Normally this word is used by retarded fans. Robots don't have babies because they are made as adults.

SPARKLINGS ARE NOT REAL! THEY ARE MADE-UP BY THE FANDOM! Transformers cannot have kids because they do not have gender. Only frames and personalities that make them seem like they have gender.
Fan 1: OMG My OC and Starscream are in laaaav they need sparklings!
Sane Fan: What?
Fan 1: Sparklings! Babies!
Sane Fan: Robots can't have babies.
by Dr. Adorable January 24, 2011
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spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.
by freshswagg February 27, 2010
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Spackling

When one ejaculate's on their partner's face and spreads it in a circular motion with their penis.
"I did a great spackling job last night"
by Big Tuna82 March 1, 2012
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Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly
Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.
by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018
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