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spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel
by wistler212 April 14, 2010
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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spunk muzzle

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.
by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008
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Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
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Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.
I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.
by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009
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spunk dunking

Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice
Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath
No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.
by Mawsforce January 4, 2011
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