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Spoonie

A game teenagers play. They get a spoon and turn off the light. Whom ever nuts in the spoon first wins. Usually played as a joke against one unknowing friend. When the light goes out everyone except the idiot slaps there legs convincing him they are bating.
OMG! Jimmy yelled SPOONIE and actually splooged
by bawesomeb March 1, 2019
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Soonish

Soon is 5 to 15~ min
soonish is 15-30~ min
walking my doggo now and joining you soonish after that
by bibinatanboo April 24, 2018
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Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.
E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.
by Henge November 5, 2019
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spoonspoof

a freaking cool video group that has a website, and is on youtube, mabey. SPOONSPOOF
a cat and cat getting mad at a many hat man, and having a rap off. Spoonspoof
by Samizzle Qman Natedog February 24, 2008
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Spoonspinner

A drunk Irish idiot with a knack for being involved in comical situations.
Person 1: I was so pissed last night, I found out I took a poo i the fridge

Person 2: You're such a spoonspinner
by 101011010010 May 6, 2011
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Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.
Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?
by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014
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spoons

A game typically played at summer camps. The players sit around in a circle with spoons in the middle. There are precisely one fewer spoons than there are players. Each player is then dealt four playing cards from a massive pile of cards usually consisting of many decks with multiple different backs. The remaining cards are positioned between two of the players. The player on the left of the card pile then draws a card and then discards a card (she/he is allowed to discard the card drawn that turn if she/he wishes) by placing it between him/herself and the player to his/her left. That player picks up the card and adds it to his/her hand and discards a card by placing it face-down between him/herself and the player to his/her left, and the process continues. The last player discards cards by starting a discard pile next to the draw pile. While this is going on, the first player draws another card and discards resulting in more cards going around. The objective is to get four-of-a-kind. The first player to do so throws his/her cards in the middle face-up and grabs a spoon. At this point, all players try to grab a spoon, but because there are one more players than there are spoons, one player will end up without a spoon. This player is eliminated and can sit and watch or go do something else depending on the circumstance and how close the game is to finishing. The cards are then collected and reshuffled before being dealt out again with one fewer spoons in the middle.
Person 1: "I played spoons yesterday and almost won, but then my last remaining opponent started out with four 2's."
by snakemasterepic August 26, 2016
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