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Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
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Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm
I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days
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soft spoiling

a form of indirect spoiling; inexplicit divulging of certain plot points in a show, movie, book, etc
“ouu I remember this part…you’re really not gonna like it”

“bro quit soft spoiling!”
by youarenotmestopit December 5, 2021
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Age-spoofing

(Alternative terms: Age forgery, Age fraud)

A personal term that I created myself that describes someone who wants to enter a place on the internet, but is blocked/prevented by rules/policies/community guidelines that only allow people aged 18 years old and over. So the person was forced to fake his age in order to enter the place
Discord Admin 1: "Well, I hope none of the members commit "Age-spoofing" here

Discord Admin 2: "Hehe, yeah....."
by bert222222 October 12, 2023
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Mad Spoolie

A particularly niche interest, hobby, or subculture.
Brooooo! You make your own cheese stamps? That is Mad Spoolie!
by BellaDonnaDrango November 29, 2023
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Race Spoofing

Someone who acts like they're a different race to not take any accountability from what they're saying
Yeah just ignore him he's Race Spoofing.
by rainn1x May 21, 2025
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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