splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016

splooge lagoon

A man or woman who has had many guys ejaculate inside of him or her.

She is such a splooge lagoon, she has fucked the whole batallion.

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Splong Head

When someone is a baaaad gimp

Ellie is a Splong Head
Dannys a Splong

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Splooge

When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.

Baby, how long you going to hold out...I'm down to my last drop of Splooge!

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

Shloony

Of the down east vernacular.

Cold, windy, rainy. Generally crappy weather.

Better grab your slicker dan. It’s gonna get shloony out there.

by Pappa November 10, 2018

Splooge Fest

When you get together with the gang, and choke eachothers chickens after No Nut Nov,

Bro you going to Splooge fest Dec1st at Cameron’s house??
Uuuuuuuhh IM GONNA SPLOOGE!!!!!!!!!

by Theoneandonly, God November 25, 2018

Splooge

To ejackulate

That chix so hot ima splooge

by papi pig November 4, 2019