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back splash
When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.
God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!
back splash by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008
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chin splash
The method whereby seminal fluid, released from a hole at the tip of the corpus spongiosum, settles 'with a splash' on the prominence formed by the anterior projection of the lower jaw.
"My Gosh!" exclaimed Douglas. "It appears that a portion of sex wee has landed upon my chin rather than in my mouth. Your aim seems to be somewhat irregular, Miles."
"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"
"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"
chin splash by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006
Fuck Splash
White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill onto bed/surface.
Fuck Splash by Ben Smart June 17, 2008
anti-splash paper
1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to dropping the kids off. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd.
2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
1. I had an absolute monster on the way and it was a cold morning so I opted for some anti-splash paper.
2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
anti-splash paper by Herr Lip December 1, 2007
Urban Splash
Urban Splash by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
Vag Splash
Vag Splash - The act of quickie sex (between a man and a woman who are not in a regular sexual relationship) resulting in flooding a woman's womb with semen.
A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
Vag Splash by Jarod & Toby September 13, 2011