Flying Spaghetti Monster

The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.

Mary: "Do you believe in god?"
Sue: "Yeah I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster!"

by Teddybearkisses October 4, 2007

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Spaghetti Boy

A guy with a dick ranging from 5 to 10 centimeters

"Damn! He's cute!"

"I wouldn't hit that, I heard he's a spaghetti boy"

by Emmie13 November 9, 2016

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mom’s spaghetti

LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON THAT BITCH AND ITS AMAZING. Oh and it’s also a lyric from academy award winning song by Eminem “Lose Yourself”

Knees weak arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
mom’s spaghetti

by Murminatrix December 26, 2017

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black spaghetti

Rims (Tires- low pro's) tires are so thin, it looks like black spaghetti

Damn, ol boy ridin on Black Spaghetti

by Sammy589 April 30, 2007

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Spaghettification

n. (Lat.) the way in which the Flying Spaghetti Monster assimilates believers into his holiness.

His spaghettification is now complete; he got to close to the black hole, and is now perfectly assimilated into the FSM's spaghetti tentacles.

by PutAInDem...Er...De October 14, 2009

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Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs

Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

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Spaghetti Man

1.) A man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the Northern coast of South America.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.

Francesca: Mama Mia!! Look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!

by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

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