scapegoat

Scapegoat is when: The Repubilcans can't fix a problem and blame it on non-christians (Iraq)

When parents are too lazy to raise their kids and blame videogames, rap music, etc. to hide the fact that they have poor parenting skills

Episode of Family: When people are protesting, Adam West uses his Political Diversions List. It reads: Outlaw Flag Burning, Use Escape Pod, Scapegoat the Jews, Suicide, Scapegoat the Blacks, Scapegoat the French, Scapegoat the Jews again (Call them New Yorkers), start a war, and Jingle Keys. He chooses "Jingle Keys

by Da Master K July 16, 2006

shapeshifting

A metamorphosis of ones life.Like shapeshifting mermaids who changed from sea to land with tail replaced by legs,shapeshifting is an adaptive transformation for the better.

When Gayle began his new position at the Menlo Park startup he did some quick shapeshifting to keep in stride with his coworkers never giving off the air he was a rural kid from the midwest.

by nigelct May 12, 2016

bro scape

V. manipulation of any portion of body or facial hair in which a bro believes makes him look rad. Often bros are really stoked about doing a little bro scaping.

Brobraham, I'm so stoked about this party, but first I've gotta work on my bro scape.

by J R. August 11, 2009

Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.

Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by hgdslkhg January 28, 2011

Skape

A Skunk-Ape; Urban relative to the Sasquatch. Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimey, thin hair of varying length. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

"Watch out for the Skape today. She's particularly odiferous, and is on a rampage because the fax is busy."

by Krakkey McKraken September 8, 2008

scapegoatboy

Someone who bears the brunt and blame for almost anything that can and does go wrong.

He is the new scapegoatboy for the department if anything bad happpens.

by Tom Tolman July 8, 2007

Sappered

A slang word used to describe an action taken by a sapper.

The bridge has been sappered sir.

by Mr-Furious August 21, 2008