Having the tendency to like someone based solely on their looks. Having a liking for hot people is not being shallow. Not caring what they're like because they're hot is being shallow.
What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.
What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.
DeAndre: Get away from me you fat bitch! Why am I even with you in the first place!?
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?
Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?
Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
Get the shallow mug.Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.
While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up
by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
Get the Ground swallow me up mug.by Adrian March 30, 2005
Get the shallow mug.1. (v) To Shut the Fuck UP.
2. (v) to stand there with nothing to say, swallowing your saliva in embarrasment or shame.
2. (v) to stand there with nothing to say, swallowing your saliva in embarrasment or shame.
"Lisa should swallow her neck, she wasn't even there, she doesn't know what happened."
"Hey, Lisa was swallowing her neck when she found out that she didnt have her fact straight. It was funny."
Swallow your neck LISA!!! dumb ass..
"Hey, Lisa was swallowing her neck when she found out that she didnt have her fact straight. It was funny."
Swallow your neck LISA!!! dumb ass..
by Donnell Lankford August 31, 2007
Get the swallow your neck mug.Named for Peter Spellos, a prolific B-list actor of unfortunate looks. Used to connote severe unattractiveness, bordering on the grotesque
"He's not just fugly, he's Peter Spellos Fugly."
or
"Where'd you find Spellos? Shit - you can do better than that!"
or
"Where'd you find Spellos? Shit - you can do better than that!"
by Hartless February 13, 2009
Get the Spellos mug.A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.
by cannibal pete May 29, 2010
Get the Shallow Fart mug.The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.
So the story goes...
Is it true? Stallone it to find out
So the story goes...
Is it true? Stallone it to find out
by Burney Crew September 7, 2012
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