Salmon Kill

Verb, noun

To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.

Oh man, I just got salmon killed!

Hey sorry about the salmon kill Swarley...

by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007

Slomongitis

A not-so-common disease among directors, driving them to use far too much slo-mo in movies.

Zack Snyder, the director of 300 and Watchmen. Diagnosed of Slomongitis January of 2009. Poor bastard.

by Dr. Mason May 15, 2009

salmon splats

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

Solomon

Another name for a jewish fish.

Ma is the salmon ready! We don't have salmon but your dad said he bought solomon for dinner

by David R Money September 15, 2018

Somona

The most beautiful stunningly gorgeous girl you will ever meet. She is funny, kind, smart, a little out there (but only the best of the best are), a hot mess.
a) a happy, bubbly, fun, and loving person who always smiles and loves to encourage other people follow their dreams; b) a beautiful girl with an extraordinarily kind heart; c) one hot mama She is loyal, carting, loving, and amazing! She’s always there for her friends, you can always count on her!

Person 1: Who's that girl over there that's always smiling and laughing?

Person 2: That's Somona

Person 1: Wow. We should all be more like Somona

Person 1: Wow shes STUNNING! Whats her name?

Person 2: Somona

Person 1: Wow, yea, that makes sense.

by DWay6 June 5, 2021

flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.

Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!

by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015

Myla Solomon

Myla Solomon also know as fat fucking hippo. Can be one of the most annoying and irritating bitches you've ever met.

Myla Solomon smells like beef curry and manure and will always find a way to make you want to kill yourself

If you know a Myla Solomon run for your fucking life.

Holy shit stop being a Myla Solomon u sweaty ugly fuckhead

by Coochwrangler69 June 1, 2020