intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
Get the Mechanically Sobermug. Dude I thought you were sober, what are you doing in the bathroom every five minutes? "Bumps and Beanie Rips, I'm Sinaloa sober, and need some vices in my life.
by El el fetches June 5, 2022
Get the sinaloa sobermug. “I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett
by Shandon November 29, 2021
Get the Sober as a catmug. Person 1- “Yeah I gave up alcohol , now it’s just bean rippers (nugs of coke) and brownies for this guy”. Person 2 -“ that’s not really sober” - person 1 - “it’s called Sinaloa sober - Susan!
by El el fetches June 2, 2022
Get the sinaloa sobermug. 
I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.
Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.
Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.
by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024
Get the Arizona Sobermug.