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Wet Soberer

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk
Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.
by STLjared January 6, 2008
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Tyler Soares

Tyler Soares is a souless ginger.
by SoulessGinger July 9, 2010
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Slim Sober

Marshall Mathers after he went to re-hab and decided to cut back on rapping as his evil alter ego, Slim Shaddy. Eminem's new album, The Recovery. Clean Shady.
Justin: Hey I got the Recovery.
Johnny: Oh, you mean the new Slim Sober album?
by Dr. Kazoo August 9, 2010
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Soda sober

Freeing oneself from the sugary and carbonated holds of drinking soda; commonly occurs when one makes an attempt to be healthier or lose weight.

See soder/sodaber
Me: I've been soda sober for 5 months!

Dillon: Wow! You haven't had a soda in that long? I'm proud of you!
by Lelalelalela August 9, 2012
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Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.
Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1
by babybird! December 17, 2008
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Sober Anal

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.
Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.
by 8toes May 4, 2010
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Sober-Bender

Sober Bender.

Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.

Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.

Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!

Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.

Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014
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